Twenty Places to Get Your Hair Cut

Unlike the names in this McSweeney's list, all of the below exist.

1. Headz Ain’t Ready, Jackson Heights, New York
2. Bushwacker, Houston, Texas
3. The Hairy Elephant, Ballwin, Missouri
4. Haffner’s Vacuums, Sioux Falls, South Dakota
5. Rusty Razor, Billings, Montana
6. New Heads on the Block, Salem, Massachusetts
7. Headonizm, London, England
8. The Hair Force, Box Elder, South Dakota
9. Chainsaw Massacre Salon, Victoria, Australia
10. Hair We Are, Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania
11. Curl Up and Dye, Las Vegas, Nevada
12. Hirsute, Rochester, New York
13. Cut the Crap, Amsterdam, Netherlands
14. Scissors of Oz, Millville, New Jersey
15. Bouffant Daddy, St. Louis, Missouri
16. Anita Barber, Abilene, Texas
17. Sunny & Shears, Warwick, Rhode Island
18. Best Head, Rolling Meadows, Illinois
19. 911 Hair Salon, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
20. Blood, Sweat & Shears, West Palm Beach, Florida